Tag: 2014 budget

Published by Professor von Explaino
2014 May 28

2014 Budget, explained by Beer.

Abbott buys everyone a beer, it's his round. Commonwealth departments, including universities, complain theirs is 3/4 full ((Efficiency Dividend)). Abbott explains that they will be so efficient at drinking the alcohol that he's bought them a full pint equivalent by giving them a 3/4 pint. Abbott points out that Defence has to do the same;…