Saw a picture of Donald Trump in a tuxedo and my brain transposed him with Leslie Nielsen. Oops.
Person>"Surely you're not running for president again?!"
Trump> "Yes I am running again, and don't call me Shirley."
Trump> "I've finally found a way to be president for life and override the constitution!"
Person> "What is it?"
Trump> "A piece of paper with rules by dead people, but that's not important right now."