WannaCry, parody song

code comedy parody sorry securitay

I'll patch it later;
I'll patch it later;

I didn't patch it;
How was I supposed to know;
My system wasn't right here;
I didn't patch it;
I shouldn't have let it go;
SMB's compromised yeah;

An email, with attachment from Dale
I double click, wait-
Now my files don't open, huh, what happened?

My filesystem's corrupted now (what the?)
And someone's now, extorting me (my money!)
If I don't pay then I'll lose my files
Bitcoins I'll buy
I've been hit with WannaCry

  • With apologies to Ms Spears
Professor von Explaino