And then I read the following “There are a lot of readers and writers, and as a community we are definitely growing, if the number of panels being run at cons (and the number of people attending) is anything to go by. There’s nothing separate happening, mostly it’s just a handful of panels at Swancon and Continuum, but I think we’re moving towards maybe a specialised gathering or two”…”Steampunk itself in Australia is still basically nascent!”

Well dang. Steampunk has been proceeding in leaps and bounds all over Australia and New Zealand (I’m including our Antipodean Bretheren) in more places than just con panels, and I’m thinking that we just haven’t been noisy enough about everything we’ve been up to. So consider this, in the vernacular, a signal boost.

Groups:

• STEAM, ROSEA, FAUST: Brisbane’s major steampunk groups, founded a number of years ago, they’ve participated in charity fund raising, picnics and other events. Full disclosure: I’m one of the founders of ROSEA
• Antipodean League of Temporal Voyagers: altv has a blog that promotes events and discusses steampunk around Australia.
• Adelaide Steampunk: a very active collection of talented South Australians
• League of Victorian Imagineers: Spectacular New Zealand Steampukenrs who have claimed Oamaru as their base, and they’ve been welcomed! A Steampunk town in New Zealand, that’s nifty.
• Steampunk HQ

Makers:

• The Mad Uncle, who is currently working on and off on creating a Steampunk Motorcycle, has opened a shop in Melbourne selling antiques and steampunk builds.
• Baron von Borg: a good friend of mine of many arms, he also had made raffle prizes for Prometheus Bound to help new steampunkers
• Tesla Down Under: I’ll admit this is more mad science than steampunk, but come on! Guy makes various tesla coils do all sorts of wonderful things, and was at Euchronia last year making things go Fzzzzzzz!
• Me

Events:

• Euchronia: a steampunk new years eve event that happens every two years.
• Prometheus Bound: a steampunk nightcub that on Feb 4 celebrated it’s 4th anniversary. It did this by having not only a massive nightclub, but also featured Voltaire from New York. Exceptionally exciting
• Supanova. While this is the pop culture expo, so not strictly steampunk, the Brisbane event has an unofficial Steampunk Sunday, where all the local (and some not so local) Steampunkers turn up in their garb to hang out, chat, and get the now traditional staircase photo. Local steampunk era have won a number of the Cosplay awards over the years, so that’s something to say about steampunk’s impact on the non steampunkers.
• STEAM: Brisbane organizes picnics, movie outings and the like through the year.
• Steamfest: This isn’t a steampunk event, rather it’s a celebration of the Steam age in Australia. A number of steampunks I know make yearly pilgrimages to this place to learn from blacksmiths, leather workers and other traditionally skilled craftspeople. Plus, steam trains!

Arts:

• Ged Maybury: the first novel in his series Across the STonewind Sky was published in 2011. Very cool
• fragrances: still trying to find the link, but the last Prometheus Bound event had a fragrance booth in attendance, that had specially created steampunk fragrances for sale.
• Courier Mail: Brisbane steampunk has been featured, and we have just been asked to be interviewed again!
• Steampunk HQ:Again in Oamaru, worth a look.
• Weta: Home of Dr Grordbort’s Rayguns!

We are indeed everywhere, and are influencing more than just comic conventions. If anyone has any other groups or events or people or anything I should be promoting as Australian Steampunk let me know and I’ll update this list. What Stephanie has highlighted to me is that we are being unsuccessful in communicating to everyone just how many opportunities to join in steampunk there are. Maybe in a small way this blog can assist.

Also, I’m finding and buying the heck out of Stephanie’s books (or the collections that contain her books). Yes I’m aware one of the collections is Steampunk Lesbian Stories, even if I’m not the target audience good stories are good stories. Support the steampunk!

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2) continued copied commencement character count (3)
3) ..sorry, stopping. Seriously (4)
4) damnit.

Bieber’s music isn’t in my taste rainbow. I’m a Weird Al, Dresden Dolls, Tom Smith, Da Vinci’s Notebook kind of guy. My steampunk music tastes run through Sunday Driver, Clockwork Quartet and the Decemberists. So there’s not much point me commenting directly on the song itself (note, subtle foreshadowing!)

The set? I like it. It starts off with clockworks and is an industrial complex for making Christmas presents. You don’t get much more Industrial Revolution than that, they just needed to add more urchins. Seeing as this is tied in with Arthur Christmas, that makes sense too.

The outfits? Double plus like it. The clockwork girl is just magic, as are all the other dancers. I thank Kent Syfer Locke Gooch for pointing out that the Bieber one-glove is also a tie into his admiration for Michael Jackson; I had initially just thought it was a cool glove that he _actually used_. So I challenge the “stuck a cog on it” nature of his outfit.

The dancing? Again, the clockwork girl here stole the whole show for me. She just played it magnificently; but that said all the other dancers did a fine, fine job with it. Breakdancing being the rebellious dancing of the steampunk downtrodden made great sense to me.

Now back to the song itself. No it’s not steampunk. But it’s a Christmas tradition in the western world to have some current pop idol do a nearly unrecognisable version of a Christmas classic. So, again, Bieber is playing to type.

In summary, I thank Bieber’s agents for thinking steampunk would be a cool idea. Because really, steampunk is cool. I like it. Why should I be surprised if others like it? They’re allowed to like it for different reasons. And if they do start running around claiming that Bieber is the one to thank for starting steampunk; then we can just have fun with it.

* ACT ONE

*The stage is dark.  Lights come on to show the heads of GUILDENSTERN [G] and ROSENCRANTZ [R].*

R: Heads… Heads… Heads… Heads…
G: You’re not still going on about that?
R: Huh?  No, along that wall, top shelf.  Nothing but -
G: Heads.

*The top of the stage lights up, showing the two are in a MAD SCIENTIST LABORATORY.  Devices line the walls and, just as R says, the top shelf is full of heads in jars.  The bottom of the stage remains in shadow.  The two remain stationary and only their heads are in view.*

G: A weaker man might be moved to re-examine his own head, on seeing such a thing.
R (*examines his own head with his hands, which are wearing different sleeves, and then G’s*): Heads… still here.
G: What about the rest of us?

R: What?
G: Currently we’re just
R: Heads?

R: But if the heads are here, surely the rest of us is.
G: How can you tell?
R: I thought you were the philosophical one?
G: I’m the one who’s noticing the rest of us is in darkness.
R (*looks down*): Ah.
G: And we’re in a mad scientist’s laboratory.

*There are furtive gestures.*

R: Game?
G: I have no coins to flip
R: Maybe it’s my turn?
G: Do you have coins?
R: Yes, my second right hand found them in my pouch
G: Oh good, at least *beat* what?
R: Ah, a switch

*The switch is thrown and, to a cascade of sparks and flickers, the whole of stage is lit.  R and G are in fact two heads on one body, with four arms and a conglomerate of their clothing and a cavalcade of pipes, bubbling fluid, and an egg timer.*

G: Your second right hand.
R: Yes.
G: Is my second right hand.
R: Yes.
G: … There is a lot less screaming than I expected.
R: And my beard hasn’t grown, *examines* but my fingernails have!
G: A lot more awake then I expected.
R: It’s more roomy than being asleep in a box.

G: This must mean something
R: Besides the redistribution of limbs?
G: Yes.  I guess we were right to be fearful of being too late.
R: Is this ‘late’ beyond “The Late Rosencrantz and Guildenstern”?
G: Well I don’t remember being “the late”, but I remember almost being “the late” and then it was dark.
R: And then we were heads.
G: Ahead?
R: Each ahead.
G: Ahead of what?
R: Being the late.

R: It certainly looks like a mad scientist’s laboratory.
G: You know what science looks like?
R: Yes.
*R looks around, picks up a piece of brass with a cog on it*

R: Science.
G: A circular thing on a flat thing.
R: A circular thing with knobbly bits.
G: But what does it do?
R: Do?

Pause.

G: Circular things with knobbly bits spin against other… circular things with knobbly bits or perhaps long loops also with knobbly bits.  They move things, and why do I hear laughter?
R (*ignoring G’s last sentance*): So knobbly bits are important.
G: Yes.  I think it is time to employ the scientific approach again.
R: As that worked so well for us before.
G: Hush.  Syllogism the first for today.  One: science is meant to do things.  Two: A circular thing with knobbly bits is built for the purpose of doing things.  Synopsis: a circular thing with knobbly bits stuck to a flat thing doesn’t do anything.
R: It looks good though.  Looks like science.
G (*sarcastic*): So looking like science is science.
R: Why would you do science that doesn’t look like science?
G: The scientific approach …
R: to the examination of phenomena is a defence against the pure emotion of fear.
G (*shocked*): where did you hear that?
R: I don’t remember.
G: … We return to the scientific approach.  Our last memories have been under the influence of un-, sub- or super-natural forces.  First probability, then causality and now locality.  This is likely the culmination of all the un-, sub- or super-natural occurrences.  Or possibly, un-, sub- AND super-natural.  In the state that we are in, given the laughter I’m sure I’m hearing, either we’re mad or everything else is mad, and I’m not sure which is worse.
R: It might not be everything else, it might be everything.  But if everything’s mad, doesn’t that mean everything’s on the same level, and thus, sane?

G: I’m reminded.  Second syllogism.  One, we have never known anything like this.  Two, we have just been through something I should very much like to write home about.  Three… three… What’s the last thing you remember?
R: What you just said.
G: No, the last thing you remember before this.
R: Ah.  Nothing good, everything went black and you were still talking.  Not a long time ago.  That and the laughter
*by now the laughter is audible*
G: Laughter?  That was before?
R: No, it’s now.  Outside the door

*The door to the right of stage is flung open and in walks the [S]CIENTIST, who is followed in by the CREATURES.  A [F]RANKENSTEIN MONSTER, a [C]LOCKWORK GIRL, a [B]RAIN IN A JAR (carried), and an [I]GOR.*

S *(finishes his laughter*): They’re awake!

*R & G squirm as if trying to get up.*

S: Don’t move!
R: Why do I feel like we’ve been here before?
G (*holds up all four arms, sarcastic*): I think I’d remember this before.
R: How do you know you think?

*G is given pause, S is exasperated*

S: Gentlemen, please.
G: I don’t suppose you do a selection of gory romances with fine cadence and corpses
S: Well, *points to F* he’s made of fine corpses, does that count?  And don’t get up I know you were Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
R&G: Were?
S: Yes, now you are Guildencrantz.  Or Rosenstern.  *turns to I* You know, I really thought this would have cleared things up somewhat.

G & R struggle to their feet.

R (*brandishes the copper and cog*): What is your line?
S: Science!  And the perversion of the natural order therein.  A little biology there, a little mechanology there; steam, gears, clockwork and grease.  Phrenology for getting ahead and posteriology for being behind.  *he taps on the CREATURES as he goes* [F]Grave robbing and cross stitch, [C]intricate mechanisms and buffing metal, [B]chemistry and biological aesthetics, … [I]and him.
R: What do they do?
S: Let your imagination run riot.  They are beyond surprise.
G (*waves R back*): And how much?
S: To take part?
G: No. To build
S: Watch- … wait, what?

G: I mean, look at this place.  This would take several fortunes, the work of a score, no, four score and seven specialised teams to build and maintain.  And you did it all?
S: All.  I don’t think you understand -
G: Not only that, but how do you keep this place running?  Maintained, I mean, look at him *points at B*.  Do you directly keep his tank clean?
S: Well, I have a girl that comes in on Sundays.
G: A maid keeps everything clean and running.
S: She’s very clever.

_G takes the copper and cog from R and throws it at S.  Whether it hits or not is up to fate and the skills of the actors_

S: Hey!
G: That’s not science.  It’s set dressing.
S: It has to look the part, image is very important
G: To science
S: To steampunk
R: Oh good, I’m starving

S: Not steamed punk
R: Oh.  I’m sure I’d eat it, regardless of what punk is.
G: But where is the steam, then?
S: It’s implied.
G: Nonsense.  He *pointing at F* is breathing, she *pointing at C* is clicking, it *pointing at B* is bubbling and he *pointing at I* is drooling.
I: Sorry.
R: What, no lisp?
I (*looks offended*)
R: I don’t know why I asked that.

S (*excitedly, nodding at R*): Exactly!  The steam is implied, this is powered by convention.
R: Two people in one body isn’t conventional.
S: Depends on the conventions you visit.
R: Let me guess, the ones with Airship pirates

*pause*
*offstage: Well I not be coming in now, be I? I’m off to the pub.

_All experiments look at each other and leave_

S: I lose more companions that way.
R: Look, I’m sor-
S: *exasperated* No, you look. You just saw an animated corpse, a metal woman, a brain in a jar and a whateverthing walk into a bar. Well, towards one.
R: Is this some kind of joke?
S: Only to those who don’t know the punchline.
G: How does that work?
S: Comedy and tragedy, if it’s happening to you it’s tradg-
G: NOT what passes for your jokes, the science behind your “creations”
S: Steam? Whateveryouwantium? The raw scientific potential of painting something copper and sticking a cog on it?
R: But why? Was it all for this? We weren’t fore-warned so now we’re four-armed?
S: Ah. But “Why”‘s not the question we ask here.
R: Oh?
S: Yes. It’s why not? Airships for all ages and empires; exploration by dimensions, mole-machines, rockets and penny-shillings.
R: Penny-shillings?
S: *aside* inflation. Epic battles, romances by the score, exotic locales and foreign worlds; Climactic science and good versus evil gone wrong. Only occasionally and entirely by accident, wayward experimentation blocking out parts of the sun-

_Scientist’s half of the stage cuts to black_

R: …
G: …
R: That’s it, then, is it?
G: We’re not dead this time.
R: … I wonder if he can give me a metal arm with guns in it
_R fades out_
G: So much for knowing better next time. Best three out of five?
_G fades out, leaving only a single light on a cog that is affixed against the wall over the door. It falls with the sound of metal hitting someone one the head.  Scientist goes ‘Ow’, revealing a clue._

G: Well that mistook fell upon the inventor’s head
S: Oh go kiss a boiler.

The event itself had a collection of fabulous extras. Along with the upstairs band area and the downstairs raver pit, the stalls had expanded to include a gaming stores’ game of skill for prizes, various shops of leather and jewlery goods, but my favourites were the steampunk scents booth and the photo area for professional snaps. There was tea and coffee making facilities and regular snacks to keep your strength up. We managed to snag a long bench for displaying our items of invention – not for sale just for show. People seemed to enjoy it; along with our items I brought along the 1000 Steampunk Creations and Steampunk Bible books. They were well examined by the end of the night, with people promising to hunt them down for their own ownership.

Along with the collection of photos below, you can find professional portraiture photos and the linked URL.

Steampunk scent bar

Table d

Personages

Professor von Explaino: Vampire botherer

Baron von Fische

Baron von Borg and friend

This one was extra special for me as my wife Jocelyn made an effort to steampunk her attire, and my son Sean came along too. He wore a punk shirt, as he doesn’t fit his waistcoat and long-sleeve shirt yet. The picnic was very well attended, and a good friend went to the effort of baking a Doctor Steel cake. I had set the challenge in the STEAM group for people to bring along steampunk-style street food. Nobody else did, but Jocelyn and I made cornbread (American colony), Felafel (Middle eastern trading partners) and Chinese dumplings (China trading partners). They all went down very nicely; my felafels were a _bit_ watery because it wasn’t until later I saw the 1 cup measurement was American (200mL) rather than Australian (250mL). Curses.

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Things to see:

The family von Explaino

Happy Steampunkers

Fabulous outfits

Mass steampunk gathering

Sunday is traditionally “Steampunk Sunday” at Brisnova, and today was no exception.  A stellar array of steampunkers, from those I know well to ones I had never met before. That’s one of the things I love about this convention, even with the three degrees of separation you get in Brisbane I’m meeting new and very talented people every year.  There are a number of pictures up on Facebook, I have an album with my shots.  So… many… cool… outfits!  And oh my the ankles

ROSEA is planning another event on the Queen’s Birthday weekend in June, a picnic in this case.  Hopefully Sean will be able to join us for this outing; I’ve set the challenge to people to bring Steampunk Street Food as an alternative to High Tea. It’s going to be interesting to see how that pans out.  Also, we’re getting a booth at the Aussiecon miniatures/ boardgames con at the end of the month; unfortunately my plush beating heart has died so I’m going to have to find something else to contribute to the stand.