Archive for July, 2009

Professor von Explaino: Moo cards

Monday, July 27th, 2009

I was lucky enough to notice Moo when they did their first cross-promotion with LiveJournal, where you could get 10 free mini-moo cards, delivered anywhere.  Yes, even down here to Australia.  I put up a few of the photos I really liked and the resultant cards came out very nifty; everyone I showed them to agreed (maybe more of the concept than the shots ;) ).  With the steampunk picnic coming up, I thought now would be the perfect time to get a few quick cards thrown together for the Professor; and it would mean giving some money to the guys at Moo who I think deserve it.  Problem was coming up with a business card.

One idea I had knocking around in my head for a while was the Maze Generator I built a while ago.  This thing takes any dimensions and spits out a one-path maze for you, using an algorithm put on the web by J Kirwin (link now defunct).  Playing with the dimensions, I finally got a maze that would fit on a moo card – but it was still just a maze.  How to make it belong to Professor von Explaino?  The solution came in my site redesign, which Retro rocket had just finished.  Incalculatable wrangling had gone into the design work for the interrobang-cog that was the Professor’s signature emblem – mucking around further with PHP and I found a way to embed the logo behind the maze with just enough alpha-ing that the maze came through and the logo was still visible.

Just in time for the picnic!

Moocard


Professor von Explaino: Thing-o-meter

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Blast, late.  Sorry about that.

One of the key aspects of the Professor persona is devices, von Explaino is always inventing and concocting so he must have  held or otherwise carried equipment of an aetheric and esoteric nature.  The first device I created, with the great assistance of Baron von Borg and Del von Gadgetus, initially for the “Brisbane Romp” charity event and then updated to be taken to a Valentine’s Day nightclub with a Steampunk theme.  This was the Thing-o-meter, so named because while the general device would remain the same, its specific purpose would change to become a detector of Something depending on contents..

Goal: A weird device.  A ‘detector’ scope of some description, so it needed a collector end and a reporting end.

Components:

  • Glass fronted display box from Bunnings (hardware store)
  • Dark mahogany wood stain from Bunnings
  • Brass photo frame/ box corners from Bunnings
  • Brown cloth covered electrical cabling, attached to brass-looking light fittings from Reverse Garbage (recycling shop)
  • Carpet sample from friends
  • Brass hinges from Bunnings
  • Wooden chair leg from Bunnings
  • Plunger cup from Bunnings
  • Tuning fork from eBay
  • Pin and miscellaneous bits from friends
  • Metres of glow-in-the-dark cable from a birthday gift
  • UV Fluorescent tube from JayCar (+battery)
  • Electrical switch from JayCar
  • Small brain for the Clue-o-meter from a novelty store
  • Small heart for the Love-o-meter from a kids science magazine

First all the wood was stained, twice.  Gave the box a rich quality, unfortunately I used a walnut matte stain on the leg so it was less impressive.  The plunger was taken apart, it was a screw-ended model, leaving me with the plunger cup that would fit snug over the end of the chair leg.  The back of the box, which comes off to put things in, had the carpet sample glued onto it to provide a thematic backing for the visual display unit of the device.  Once the wood was dry, the light fitting was dissected and the small end attached to the leg with glue, and the large end was screwed onto the box back via hinges.  This meant we could hide all the circuitry and battery for the fluorescent tube in there, so the on-off switch is sticking out of a hole in the light fixture.  The UV tube was secured over the carpet end so that when it was shut it would be in the middle – giving the most light coverage. Baron kindly drilled a hole through the plunger cup and into the wooden leg so that the tuning fork could be jammed in there to keep the whole thing joined.

The ‘Thing’ in thing-o-meter is whatever’s front and centre in the view-port when the device is in use, thus determining its name – the Brain powers the Clue-o-meter, and a Heart powers the Love-o-meter.  The brain had a mounting block made for it by a pin and left over parts; the heart was just stuck loosely to the glass by its own sticky nature.  The rest of the box is then filled with the tangle of glow-in-the-dark cabling when the UV light is activated the box becomes filled with eerily glowing cables.

Professor and the Clue-o-meter (business end)

Professor and the Clue-o-meter (business end)

Love-o-meter in action

Love-o-meter in action


Steampunk picnic, Brisbane

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

As the weather’s still cold enough to get away with layering, it’s a great time in Brisbane to get out to a morning tea/ picnic in the Roma Street parklands. ROSEA and FAUST will be there, and we want to meet as many other individuals and groups with Steampunk aficionado-ness to socialise and talk shop.  If I can scrounge a boules set there’ll be that plus a few card games if it’s not breezy and people are in the mood.  There’s a Facebook Event for those on Facebook, otherwise the details are:

  • When: Saturday, 01 August 2009 from 10:00 til 14:00
  • Where: Roma Street Parklands, Brisbane (aiming for near the lake, we should be easy to find)
  • RSVP: rosea.crew@gmail.com
  • Bring:
    • Food (to share, or to eat yourself)
    • A chair/ picnic mat (sitting in the dirt not-so-fun if you’ve spent a lot of time on your outfit)
    • Shade (in case it’s too sunny)
    • Warmth (in case it’s not)
    • Drinks (hydration is key)

ROSEA and the Duplimorphs, part five

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

Again the group ran through the darkened alleyways of London.  This time they were blessed with an interruption free journey, the unearthly glow of the Professor’s detection device lit the concentration in his features to a degree that even the faithless, forgotten masses crossed themselves fervently as they passed.  However, the Baron soon noticed they were being avoided by a better class of underprivileged and called a halt to the headlong chase.  Then grabbed Adventure by the collar to actually stop him.

The Baron motioned the group to quiet, their current location bereft of any soul but theirs.  Utilising his arm-ament case, he swapped the gripper for the illuminator and proceeded to check their passage.

Just as he suspected, their rush had taken them to the governmental district.  What foul horrors could this beast wreak if given unchecked access to the humble lords and other lords of London?  He made his way back to the group, relayed the message, then asked where von Explaino was.  The unanswered question was resolved a short while later when the Professor returned, claiming he had been using a map and his device to tetrangulate the precise location of the readings.  A plan was drawn up and hastily enacted, for the target was none other than the registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages.  Records of everyone in London (well, ignoring the unregistered, of course) – in the hands (or equivalent) of these creatures think of the horrors!

They did.  And regretted it.  So thought of tea.  This was a better option.

Not taking no for an answer, Lady Alex lead the way – hungry for a story.  Adventure came next, having primed the M.A.P.C.A.S.E he was prepared for the worst.  von Explaino was third, having experience in such matters he was putting on his sturdiest and most replacable gloves.  Baron von Borg kept the illuminator low but ready for immediate activation.

So intent on the assault were they, that they didn’t hear the Cerulean’s calls for attention – whoever was in the back of any assault always called out for what was going on.  It was tradition, so much so that she had to physically haul Christoph to turn around, too late as at that instant the group had their numbers halved by a sudden burst of light and sound.

Baron von Borg checks the location

Baron von Borg checks the location

ROSEA assault

ROSEA assault


ROSEA and the Duplimorphs, part four

Sunday, July 5th, 2009

Ignorning the casino’s glitzy and glamourous (according to their flyers) exterior, the Cerulean led the way into the first of many darkened and seedy alleyways that nested behind the safe, shiny front.  People looked up at the group as they ran past, the scream not having any to do with them some complained about the intrusion, others quickly put away items of negotiable legality.  ROSEA paid no attention, soon ammassing as a group on the grass of a forgotten garden, highwalled tenemants surrounding it having been built with scant regard for the greenery.  With the others acclimatising to the sudden re-amergence of light, the Cerulean stood waiting by a hedge-rimmed bed.  When finally the others came over she walked off to continue the investigation while the Professor retuned his device to examine what was most likely a corpse.

Only most likely due to the fact the garden was awash with gore and bone.   A grim discovery.  The Professor was quickly joined by the Baron, Captain Adventure and – after some prodding by Lady Alex – Christoph.  Oddly, the remains had pooled in patterns and shapes, meaning they wouldn’t need new boots in the not too distant future.

<von Explaino> Yes, it is human.  Only one.  Male.  Liked his coffee straight and turkish.

<Baron> A gut man, zen.

<Christoph> How can you tell?

<von Explaino> Science!

<Christoph> Ah.

Experience had  taught Christoph that when he received that answer, that was the only one he would receive until the investigation was over.  So saying, he walked over to join Lady Alex who was writing exactly the right sort of scandal that would possibly net her further… money of mutual benefit.  With the Baron’s help, and Adventure’s prodding, Professor von Explaino soon had his device adjusted to trace readings he had found on the remains.  Almost immediately it lit up with a glow, carefully swinging the concave collection contraption end the destination was soon discovered.  Adventure immediately started propelling the Professor in that direction – the hint was quickly picked up by all and the race continued!

Discovery of a crime

Discovery of a crime

The Life-o-meter detects a source to follow

The Life-o-meter detects a source to follow