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17/06/2017 13:04:32
With the rise of self driving vehicles, eventually there WILL be a country song about how your truck left you too.

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I’ll patch it later;
I’ll patch it later;

I didn’t patch it;
How was I supposed to know;
My system wasn’t right here;
I didn’t patch it;
I shouldn’t have let it go;
SMB’s compromised yeah;

An email, with attachment from Dale
I double click, wait-
Now my files don’t open, huh, what happened?

My filesystem’s corrupted now (what the?)
And someone’s now, extorting me (my money!)
If I don’t pay then I’ll lose my files
Bitcoins I’ll buy
I’ve been hit with WannaCry

– With apologies to Ms Spears

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10/05/2017 08:04:17
I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals

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29/04/2017 14:33:34
Hackathon is going remarkably well. Pretty darn excited to see what people come up with.

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toocutetohandel:

If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.